I wonder how many people’s days I’ve ruined with my shitty driving.

sciencecenter:

A rare, 1-in-30 million calico lobster

My Saturday afternoon pick-me-up.

I think I spend more time thinking about the organs needed for sexual intercourse than sexual intercourse itself.

fuckyeahhairlesscats:

My 7 year old son Jobie

That fucking belly.

Completely oblivious to sexual advances since 1991.

(1): My dad looks a little bit like Hitler
(2): My dad looks a little bit like George Washington.
(3): Therefore George Washington must look a little bit like Hitler.

How long do you think it took for animals to invent butt fucking after the first butt holes were evolved into existence? Like, did it take a few million years, or like, did animals start having anal sex immediately after they had anuses to fuck.

areasofmyexpertise:

laughingsquid:

Star Wars Laser Videodisc

I think this is the version in which Han not only shot first, but then curb-stomped Greedo outside the bar.

Hey guys I drew a self portrait!